The Ultimate James Bond List – You Only Live Twice (1967)

by Ross Joseph

So here we are at the penultimate Sean Connery outing as James Bond. A week ago my review for You Only Live Twice went up here, and now comes the Ultimate List. So get those dinner jackets ready and shake up those martinis while you watch the film and compare the list. Just remember, if you feel that I’ve missed anything on the list, let me know in the comments below, or hit me up on twitter.

007 — Each time the Bond theme song is heard

1. opening gun barrel scene
2. while impersonating Henderson’s assassin
3. driving to OSATO
4. while flying Little Nellie and escape OSATO’s men

You Know My Name — Bond, James Bond count. When it is said by Bond himself.

1. 0

Felix Leiter — If James Bond smokes on screen

1. in the meeting with Mr Osato

Nobody Does It Better — Whenever Bond beds a woman, implied of course

1. Aki after getting a back massage
2. Helga Brandt while in her cabin
3. Aki after Bond turns Japanese

Shaken, Not Stirred — All alcoholic beverages Bond consumes

1. Vodka Martini stirred not shaken (with Henderson)
2. Siamese Vodka
3. Japanese Sake
4. Don Perignon ’59

Licence To Kill — Every kill caused by Bond himself directly

1. Henderson’s assassin via strangulation
2. OSATO security guard
3. OSATO thug at the docks by gunshot
4. OSATO thug at the docks by gunshot
5. OSATO thug at the docks by gunshot
6. helicopter pilot with flame guns (Little Nellie)
7. helicopter pilot with ariel mines (Little Nellie)
8. helicopter pilot with rockets (Little Nellie)
9. helicopter pilot with air-to-air missiles (Little Nellie)
10. OSATO ninja via gunshot after Aki’s death
11. Ninja assassin by stabbing him
12. SPECTRE thug via rocket cigarette
13. SPECTRE thug via gunshot
14. SPECTRE thug via grenade
15. SPECTRE thug via grenade
16. SPECTRE thug via gunshot
17. SPECTRE thug via ninja star
18. Bird One pilot via explosion
19. Bird One pilot via explosion

Aston Martin DB5 — Any and all modes of transport Bond travels by

1. Battleship (while in coffin)
2. Submarine
3. Toyota 2000GT while heading to Henderson
4. car on the way to OSATO building
5. Toyota 2000GT escaping OSATO
6. Tiger’s private train
7. taxi on the way to OSATO
8. Toyota 2000GT escaping OSATO a second time
9. small plane with Helga Brandt
10. Little Nellie
11. helicopter to Tiger’s training grounds
12. boat to the fishing island
13. row boat with Kissy to the caves
14. Monorail in Volcano base
15. Monorail in Volcano base
16. life boat with Kissy

I Never Joke About My Work — Any gadget Bond uses in the field provided by Q branch

1. Little Nellie and all her gadgets

I Have A Dinner Jacket — Whenever Bond wears a tuxedo

1. 0

For Queen and Country — All locations visited by 007

1. Hong Kong
2. Tokyo, Japan

Yes, I Know, Don’t Tell Me — Any chase 007 finds himself involved in

1. With Aki escaping OSATO thugs in a car
2. while in Little Nellie and OSATO/SPECTRE thugs are chasing

Ninja Training — Any team vs team shoot out with each team being greater than 10 members

1. Tiger’s Ninja squad vs SPECTRE’s agents in Blofeld’s Volcano base

James Bond will return in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

Related:

The Ultimate James Bond List – Dr No (1962) The Ultimate James Bond List – Goldfinger (1964) The Ultimate James Bond List – Thunderball (1965)