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The Peanut Gallery on sport and games. And dick jokes.


By C J Dee, Rebecca Fleming and Nalini Haynes

The Oatmeal describes the current sports-crazed-internet experience from a non-sports-fan perspective. As usual, The Oatmeal is awesome.

It’s easiest to read the following thread if I put it in text, so I (Nalini) am green, CJ is blue and Rebecca is purple. Because she’s epic. Although she doesn’t play WoW-like games so THIS MEANS NOTHING TO HER.

And I understand what he’s talking about. On EVERY LEVEL. 😀

haha I don’t, but I’d still be more interested in hearing about Lich Kings than about football jocks.

And now I want to play my shadow priest. Gotta finish this book review though!

Fyi I heard that disc priests are the best and 1 topped both dps & heals in the one raid. Don’t forget you can dual spec once at lvl 30.

My priest has dual spec disc, but I’m shitty that they took renew away from non-holy priests.

I clearly need more caffeine. I read that as “dick priests” and now I can’t stop laughing.

That is the best.

I can’t stop either. I also need more caffeine.

Then our conversation evolved. Or devolved?

“Our father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy dick…”

“Give us today our daily dick.”

“Forgive us our dicks, as we forgive those who dick against us.
Thy kingdom come, thy willy done.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s dick.

Thou shalt not dick thy neighbour’s wife.


Thou shalt have no other dicks before me.

Thou shalt not commit dickery.

Thou shalt honour thy dick and thy balls.

Thou shalt not bear false dicks against thy neighbour.

And God said let there be dick and there was dick.

That explains GamerGate.

Actually, it’s about dicks in journalism.

Rebecca had the last word. I guess she was the alpha and the omega in this ramble into dickery. Dickage. This preDICKament.

The problem is, of course, that the minion prides himself on his punny humor, so he commented on the budgie squad. And Sport Down Under.

So it began again…


Thread DICKtates that she was the ALPHA DICK …
I never thought the day would come when I ran out of penis puns, but I think it’s here.

Nonsense. Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.

Like I said, Rebecca is the Alpha and Omega of this conversation.

Nalini is an award-winning writer and artist as well as managing editor of Dark Matter Zine.


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