Meow. Latest items received.
by Smokey
Today when the servant finally got around to pulling the items received out to photograph them, I woke from my nap and leapt down from the other servant’s computer chair. It’s been sooo long since I featured in one of these articles, I was determined to make sure she did it right. I supervised the layout then stepped in to show my approval of the growing number of copies of A Memory of Light that are accumulating in this house.
For humans with incredibly short memories, this is the fourteenth and final book in the Wheel of Time series originally conceived and written by Robert Jordan. Although inconvenienced by illness and death, Jordan wrote a plan for the conclusion of his series and even wrote the final chapter. Jordan’s widow roped in Brandon Sanderson to complete the series. Brandon talked to Nalini Haynes of Dark Matter and spoke in a special Wheel of Time panel at Supanova.
Night School: Legacy by C.J. Daugherty features a school that looks like the ideal home for a cat. Seriously. Lots of rooms, corners to hide in, probably fires in enormous fireplaces for a cat to luxuriate … And mice. Old places tend to have mice. I could play with them! I won’t actually kill them of course, I’ll just play with them…
[she’s serious – editor’s note]
Metalocalypse is a TV series by AdultSwim previously reviewed by Daniel Haynes (aka ‘deth’, a handle with a metal music story, and NOTHING to do with his Starcraft pro-gamer status). Dan used to be my servant; when he didn’t meet my needs sufficiently – anything from changing the litter tray to making his bed as a throne for my awesome self – I used to complain to my current servant. SHE’D make him serve me, just to stop the meowing. heh heh
[true story. A few times the only thing that shut Smokey up was D cleaning his room – editor’s note]
Dan is planning to review season 4; he’s enjoyed the series so far.
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The Steam Mole by Dave Freer looks nice and warm but a bit dusty. I don’t like dust in my fur. This is a ‘steampunk’ novel. Do you know what I think of ANY MACHINERY?
Do you WANT to know?
EVER HEARD A CAT GET SWEARY????
-_-
The vacuum cleaner comes out, I hide.
A truck roars up the street, I hide.
A street sweeper comes up the street, I hide.
I’M NOT GETTING ON ANY STEAMPUNK SUMBARINE OR ON WHATEVER THAT THING ON THE COVER IS. NOOOOOOOOOO. WAAAAAAAAAYYYY.
Cats beware. Tuck your tails in and stay safe.
Just talking about such things stresses me out. I am now going to… hide.
