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Confessions of a Recovering WoW Addict — There’s a Glyph for That

by CJ Dee

Regular readers will know that I have taken to mocking my beloved Tauren Druid. Being balance specialisation, her preferred form is one of … well, let’s face it. It’s a flappy-bummed chook. When she runs, her bum flops around and hits the back of her giant chicken knees. Her beak is stuck perpetually open and don’t even ask about moulting season.

While there isn’t anything wrong with any of these things per se, it is a bit of a departure from her naturally lean and muscular humanoid cow form. Then incorporating her powerful bear form, the sleek cat form and the majestic stag form, it’s just … a bit odd.

So imagine my surprise and delight when I found out that there’s a glyph for that! The Glyph of Stars lets my adorable Tauren Druid keep her Tauren form AND makes her shimmer mystically.

Screen Shot 2015-03-24 at 6.28.34 pmBefore and After

No longer will I not be able to see what is going on in instances with low roofs. Never again will my Druid be forced to buy two zeppelin tickets to accommodate her feathery rear. With this glyph, my Druid may very well take over all of Azeroth. Never fear though, fellow Azerothians. How malevolent can someone that looks like this be?

Taurennado

MOOHAHAHAHAHA! Oh. You’re still here? Ahem. What? That? No, that was by no means maniacal Tauren laughter. Move along now, nothing to see here.

Note how the Tauren Druid CAN TAKE A SELFIE? Yes, dear reader, Taurennado HAS A SELFIE CAMERA. — Editor.

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