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First Kermit and Miss Piggy, now the Simpsons

It’s been a devastating morning. First the heater guy told me, repeatedly, that my heater has never heated the bedrooms or ensuite (bullshit) and refused to believe that it stopped only a month ago. He was patronising and seemed to believe if he repeated himself enough times I’d submit to a hugely expensive rewiring of my roof.

Next I get onto social media to have a whinge to my friends and I find KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY ARE BREAKING UP.

After making the same announcement, Kermit seemed a bit casual about the whole thing:

I absorb that shock and now THE SIMPSONS ARE BREAKING UP.

WFT? WTF? (I’m so shocked and upset that I can’t even type properly.)

Nalini
Nalinihttps://www.darkmatterzine.com
Nalini is an award-winning writer and artist as well as managing editor of Dark Matter Zine.

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