Dumb ways to die

The other day I was on my way to university to attend lectures and the train was diverted to Flinders Street station instead of doing the city loop. Walking through the concourse on the way to Swanston Street, I spotted this creature from the video ‘Dumb Ways to Die’. He’s so dumb he turned away while I took the photo.
Dumb ways to die

I’m wondering if the pram is how this dude is going to die instead of setting his hair on fire? Will he get in it and roll down the stairs or the escalator? Or just fall and hit his head?

There was a massive sign in 3D letters across some fake grass advertising makeup or something: it read ‘AVON’.

After pondering the sign for a moment I realised I was reading the sign backwards and it was meant to advertise a commercial radio station in Melbourne. They were doing a chocolate-wheel type thing, struggling to get any passersby to notice them let alone stop and enjoy the ‘awesomeness’ that is NOVA.